Say something about gay babies.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
