Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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