so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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