Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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