but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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