She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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