How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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