Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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