im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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