Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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