I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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