Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Enjoy the penises
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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