Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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