so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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