paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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