i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You did what with his pubic hair?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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