Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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