I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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