It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
