So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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