I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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