when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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