After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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