Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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