Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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