We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
do herpes really smell.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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