Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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