That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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