He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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