I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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