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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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