using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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