Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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