6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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