Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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