In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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