There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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