going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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