We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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