I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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