i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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