I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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