I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So much Jack, so little girl.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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