i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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