why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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