when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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