doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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