It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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