Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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