she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i now understand why vodka
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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