I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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