He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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